GUILTY AS CHARGED
The dastardly duo set the trail early Thursday morning in paper and chalk with numerous false trails and 2 checks! no 7/11 beer stop but one hidden next to the palace behind golden place!
last minute panic as ford had an event before us and filled the car park lucky they left at 17.30 as wandering virgins looked around for the full moon hash.
must be a hash first as 80% of the gang where hash virgins and a sprinkling of regular Moonies, a recipe for disaster and we weren't wrong!
instructions give to the regulars to watch out for the hash virgins and chalk given to the FRB's
18.05 the Moonies disappeared, penny lame disappeared with the beer for the beer stop leaving Penny pincher in charge! 2 late virgins followed on but came to the 1st false trail towards the beach and turned right straight back to Navypirom, probably the best idea of the night!
18.30 the Front Running Bastards lead by Easy off, Bite Mark and Flying Frog turned up at the beer stop, far to quick what had happened? they had 2 signs in their hands but there had been about 6 FT's and checks!!
Next morning I headed out to get the paper and pick up the chalk, low and behold here are the unbroken false trails and checks! luckily tinks found most of the false trails!
They shot off quickly, then a flurry of phone calls as the walkers had seen the runners on the opposite side of the road and some short cut and followed them back, Tinks panicked as he couldn't find the Beer stop, and was told by Sodomy in true sodomy fashion, he told everyone soi 47 was a false trail but their was a small soi to bring you back towards the beach. so now we had 3 packs of walkers heading in completely wrong directions!
18.50 10 hash virgins showed up at the beer stop, who had ignored the Moonies and decided to do the right think and follow arrows, well done.
19.10 Tinks and gang arrived to the beer stop from the wrong direction, and where given instructions how to get back quickly.
by the time penny lame arrived back, virgins and Moonies where enjoying the snacks and cold beers, but the last few took over 90 minutes to complete the 5km trail!
some headed off so a very quick circle as the Hash Virgins where looking forward to dinner on the sea wall which lasted till 10 pm,
let's see what cock ups we can do for next months Full Moon, Thanks to the visitors and virgins.
hope to see you all again soon.
on on