Hua Hin Bush Hash #2
Hi Moonies and Bushies,
Thank to all that travelled down to join our 2nd world famous Bush Hash,
Our 3 intrepid mad hares spent 3 days walking around laying trails in the midday sun!
looking for ways to confuse the Hashers but that's not a hard job.
Local farmers never helped by setting fire to some of the scenic spots we had choose,
and their cows decided to get onto the trail more than once!
Seems to be a beer theme going on maybe change the name to Hua Hin Beer Hash!
We never do things by half, so we started the Sunday Hash on Saturday night at cheers bar,
Good Dancers where Woodstock, Party and Hot lips,
Needs practice on the dance floor Knockout and dimwit
(last night before returning to the UK, we gave him a good send off)
Sunday A dash to the beer shop, Max factor had decided that 3 tonnes of somtam and snacks,
should keep the hashers going till the restaurant where more thai food would be eaten.
Pat pom, hot lips and Party girl decided to start eating and drinking before the run,
must be hard only eating 12 meals a day!
Good trail but when you have 2 different styles of Hashers, confusion pursues,
Was around 10 false trails and checks to entertain them! checks and FT's you GO BACK,
but in the excitement many shot thru the FT's and run around till they would eventually find paper!
Regular hashers who know penny lames tricks, tinks and Eau natural found the long FT's,
that were placed to slow the runners down not the Walkers!
midway was a split for the runners to go over the moonscape rocks
" where the moon landing was filmed!" confirmed by Hugs!
But the farmed had decided to put some rather big bulls between the split and merge!
The cows knew where they were but the hashers didn't
Lucky penny lame, penny pincher and aunties bitch had a case of beer waiting for them.
just a gentle 3km dash back to Base with more FT's.
Somtam, beer, somtam, beer was consumed as the sun set and a slightly tropical breeze started.
Circle @6pm when our birthday boy Knockout was presented with a vast amount of wine, which I am sure he won't enjoy!
Charges and charges kept going, for even the slightest misdemeanor!
then a cavalry charge to the essan restaurant where the girls ordered more somtam and beer, and of course dancing!
"sodomy and dimwit were in the jungle"
then a lion appeared,
sodomy threw a rock at it,
and shouted "run"
Dimwit replied "why i need to run, you threw the rock"
See you all on the 22nd Feb Navy club soi 53, 6 pm start,
great interesting Virgin trail by penny lame!
on on
video here
https://youtu.be/jIfUL0aX2Lc