Full Moon #23
Another fun run from the Moonies, knockout and penny lame had suffered all morning setting the trail in blazing sun, some new twists to the trail with check backs and a stretch along the exercise path on the klong road, some new and some old runs included.
15 brave Moonies braved crossing hill lek fai road twice! returners included hot Pot and Ring. We go for quality not quantity, always fun runs. Bite mark without sodomy to blame for screwing up the trail managed to lead the runners including flying frog astray at the 1st check back heading back towards big c instead of going backwards and left. some interesting checks to keep everyone busy and some well placed false trails. A new idea take them to the klong road add a false trail then take them along the exercise path! plenty of short cuts at the end for walkers past the monstrous new condo reaching heaven on hill lek fai. soon Hua Hin will look like Pattaya! with hugmannygoat knowing Penny lames tricks well with trail he amazingly arrived back 1st! well done. then a good evening with food and chit chat, put in your calendar's August the 4th our 2nd Anniversary run.
GUILTY AS CHARGED
The dastardly duo set the trail early Thursday morning in paper and chalk with numerous false trails and 2 checks! no 7/11 beer stop but one hidden next to the palace behind golden place!
last minute panic as ford had an event before us and filled the car park lucky they left at 17.30 as wandering virgins looked around for the full moon hash.
must be a hash first as 80% of the gang where hash virgins and a sprinkling of regular Moonies, a recipe for disaster and we weren't wrong!
instructions give to the regulars to watch out for the hash virgins and chalk given to the FRB's
18.05 the Moonies disappeared, penny lame disappeared with the beer for the beer stop leaving Penny pincher in charge! 2 late virgins followed on but came to the 1st false trail towards the beach and turned right straight back to Navypirom, probably the best idea of the night!
18.30 the Front Running Bastards lead by Easy off, Bite Mark and Flying Frog turned up at the beer stop, far to quick what had happened? they had 2 signs in their hands but there had been about 6 FT's and checks!!
Next morning I headed out to get the paper and pick up the chalk, low and behold here are the unbroken false trails and checks! luckily tinks found most of the false trails!
They shot off quickly, then a flurry of phone calls as the walkers had seen the runners on the opposite side of the road and some short cut and followed them back, Tinks panicked as he couldn't find the Beer stop, and was told by Sodomy in true sodomy fashion, he told everyone soi 47 was a false trail but their was a small soi to bring you back towards the beach. so now we had 3 packs of walkers heading in completely wrong directions!
18.50 10 hash virgins showed up at the beer stop, who had ignored the Moonies and decided to do the right think and follow arrows, well done.
19.10 Tinks and gang arrived to the beer stop from the wrong direction, and where given instructions how to get back quickly.
by the time penny lame arrived back, virgins and Moonies where enjoying the snacks and cold beers, but the last few took over 90 minutes to complete the 5km trail!
some headed off so a very quick circle as the Hash Virgins where looking forward to dinner on the sea wall which lasted till 10 pm,
let's see what cock ups we can do for next months Full Moon, Thanks to the visitors and virgins.
hope to see you all again soon.
on on
Hua Hin Bush Hash #2
Hi Moonies and Bushies,
Thank to all that travelled down to join our 2nd world famous Bush Hash,
Our 3 intrepid mad hares spent 3 days walking around laying trails in the midday sun!
looking for ways to confuse the Hashers but that's not a hard job.
Local farmers never helped by setting fire to some of the scenic spots we had choose,
and their cows decided to get onto the trail more than once!
Seems to be a beer theme going on maybe change the name to Hua Hin Beer Hash!
We never do things by half, so we started the Sunday Hash on Saturday night at cheers bar,
Good Dancers where Woodstock, Party and Hot lips,
Needs practice on the dance floor Knockout and dimwit
(last night before returning to the UK, we gave him a good send off)
Sunday A dash to the beer shop, Max factor had decided that 3 tonnes of somtam and snacks,
should keep the hashers going till the restaurant where more thai food would be eaten.
Pat pom, hot lips and Party girl decided to start eating and drinking before the run,
must be hard only eating 12 meals a day!
Good trail but when you have 2 different styles of Hashers, confusion pursues,
Was around 10 false trails and checks to entertain them! checks and FT's you GO BACK,
but in the excitement many shot thru the FT's and run around till they would eventually find paper!
Regular hashers who know penny lames tricks, tinks and Eau natural found the long FT's,
that were placed to slow the runners down not the Walkers!
midway was a split for the runners to go over the moonscape rocks
" where the moon landing was filmed!" confirmed by Hugs!
But the farmed had decided to put some rather big bulls between the split and merge!
The cows knew where they were but the hashers didn't
Lucky penny lame, penny pincher and aunties bitch had a case of beer waiting for them.
just a gentle 3km dash back to Base with more FT's.
Somtam, beer, somtam, beer was consumed as the sun set and a slightly tropical breeze started.
Circle @6pm when our birthday boy Knockout was presented with a vast amount of wine, which I am sure he won't enjoy!
Charges and charges kept going, for even the slightest misdemeanor!
then a cavalry charge to the essan restaurant where the girls ordered more somtam and beer, and of course dancing!
"sodomy and dimwit were in the jungle"
then a lion appeared,
sodomy threw a rock at it,
and shouted "run"
Dimwit replied "why i need to run, you threw the rock"
See you all on the 22nd Feb Navy club soi 53, 6 pm start,
great interesting Virgin trail by penny lame!
on on
video here
https://youtu.be/jIfUL0aX2Lc
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Full moon outstation #20
Ambitious is not used very often in hashing but our intrepid hares, had decided to move the Full Moon 100km south for and extravagant weekend of hashing joining Hua Hin Hash House harriers in Prachuap.
We had surveyed the trail for 20 or so minutes a while ago so no problems there!
hugmannygoat like an expecting mother was all flustered with the ever increasing numbers! would the hotel have to build more rooms! 3 in a bed! but a job well done as per normal most hashers decide to do things on the spur of the moment!
Thursday seen a stack of letters in pennys email box, yes I can go, no I can't!
Any accountants out there can you explain how to count MAYBE'S
Friday morning arrived and the hares arrived early morning, to set the trail, as prachuap is a clean tidy town, we decided no paper! chalk arrows only! both sides of the road, the locals look bemused and shocked as big arrows went in front of the shops and houses.
usual false trails and checks for this unknown part of town.
The hares arrived back before lunch with various stages of sunburn and red noses, hotter than you think for January. as the co hare "aunties Bitch" and "hot chilli" had decided to enjoy themselves and go for a massage! cheers guys!
a quick dash to the local wholesaler to relieve them of beer and water.
Moonies arrived in dribs and drabs proudly announcing they had seen the arrows!
25, 35, 40 plus what would be the lucky figure!
eventually 38 turned up good number for the 1st of many outstations!
meeting time was confused as people never read emails,
but we hoped moonies realize we run at 6pm. with moonies normally arriving at 5.59pm.
a fluster of activity as visitors bought our world famous hats and badges! something to leave your grandchildren!
A good mix of moonies, visitors and virgins to the full moon which would make it interesting.
6pm the pack left along the seawall with a left turn up ahead, but with enthusiasm they shot past the 1st turn and had to be called back.
penny lame shot of in his Stevenson's rocket, to do the beer stop.
then the fun started missed line and messenger and phone calls, had a war started?
a frantic hot chilli on the line "at train station, people everywhere, which way do we go?"
"arrows in the car park" penny announced, 1st time we had introduced back checks to the moonies, at least we bunched them all up. across the railway line and more false trails and checks to get them to 7/11. they looked like they had done marathons rather than the 3.5 km to the beer stop. panic as Easy off had lost her husband bite mark who had past the check and was heading towards hua Hin.
some injured moonies had been told a shortcut and other headed towards darker country lanes.
circle on the seawall where a couple managed to fall down the slipway!
plenty of charges by Knockout Neptune and Eau natural who had withdrawal symptoms and was eager to set charges!
some real and false, and a 2nd FREE beer was given to moonies who had excelled themselves, one unnamed hasher had the audacity to complain on why he only got Chang beer!
250 baht included water, soft drinks a beer stop and 2 cans of beer at the circle,
a shared set meal of 5 dishes and beer on the table,
Anyone who can beat that can have my Job!
Food appeared quickly and hot, beer and chat continued into the evening with die hard moonies ending up in Timber Hut again for midnight cocktails! 1 hasher was missing was "dimwit" as he is well known for leading penny lame astray and decided saturdays trail would not be finished if he partaked in Fridays full moon with Penny! a bold move but he did not escape Saturday but that's another story!
Thanks to all that helped and to Hua Hin Hash for letting us set the Friday Trail, Beach Hotel and Timber Hut for their Excellent Hospitality, hope to see you again soon
on on
Penny Lame
Confusion, sex toys and fun
Confusion, sex toys and fun!
With the modern world, emails, messages, line app, facebook, and advertising for the last 2 months, my phone started throwing fits 2 hrs before the event!
What time? Where is it? How much? Etc etc
Seems Moonies and hashers have not caught up with the modern 20th century, further correspondence will be sent by post!
Virgins, returners, moonies all turned out for our fantastic fun filled beer laden 7/11 run.
Maybe it was the thought of some subsidised food that brought them out, and not the 7 beer stops.
Start time was 17.30 but as usual the start was delayed for late cummers! Instructions given by penny lame, no chalk, no paper, just follow me and hope for the best!
After a winding 1km walk to the night market 7/11 we had our first beer stop, most participating in the cold amber nectar, looking worried as there was a 7/11 next to it also.
Up along the night market and suddenly the pack shrank, how could we lose people? Seems the Harriettes were tempted by the smell of fresh roti and stopped to fuel up. 2nd beer stop next to the fresh market where hugmannygoat suddenly appeared swelling the numbers up.
Across petchkasem road and down towards the Navy club and the 7/11 where the fun started, penny lame appeared with big beers and cups, down downs for virgins, and the foodies for eating on the trail and a special charge for Nat for leaving her bright red adult looking flashlight at last month's full moon, next thru the dark fisherman's village and our beer stop next to the pier in a very small and quaint Thai shop, with amazing smiles by the shop owner as we emptied her beer fridge. Lucky we had Eau natural to take control and give out beer and charges as penny lame was struggling on! More charges for an adult themed fan which could have multiple uses! And other charges, the story starts to get faint as Penny lame, Tinks, Drag queen, hugs were seriously improving the 7/11 shares with beers bought.
Up again to another 7/11 and more charges again, round the corner to another 7/11 past Bindabaht for a photo shoot! Along to the hilton 7/11, were we lost Hagissimo who decided to go to father teds for a Guinness, then past the massages parlours, the girls were asked if they wanted to miss the final 7/11 at soi 80 but all agreed to do the 7 beer stops, so off we went. After a short drunken circle, Terry charged with being the lightweight of the night, and on to the restaurant where Dave the rave and smelly fingers were waiting, seeing the drunks they quickly ran away! Over 2 hrs after the start some people were feeling the full force and absconded home, but after a great green curry, rice and nibbles, lots more beer was consumed, maybe because it was free!
Then the party started with hugs singing, gangnam style dancing by paracetamol, eau natural, terry and our virgins, where do they get the energy from, I left approx 11.30 with a few still hanging on, how can we top this next time?
Big thx to R&R bar for the food, eau natural for being hash cash, and the Hua Hin Ladies for making the night enjoyable. And the Hash virgins hope to see you all again.
Full moon #17 scribble
Hua Hin Full Moon #17
Wednesday 25th October 6pm
Soi 88
Hares Penny pincher, Eau Natural
Harriettes Run.
After Hundreds of years of Aristotle, Plato, & Einstein
We have eventually found a way to confuse a woman!
Put 2 false trails back to back and they will happily run a round like Hamsters in a wheel!
Change of Day this month as our lovely Ladies, had a Halloween party to attend on Thursday, so we moved the moon back a day!
New Venue @ pinto zab close to Ga Hanoi, Good food and cheap beers Thank You for Having our noisy rabble!
Good turn out of New and older Hashers, change of day and crap weather deterred some people, but we hash whatever.
Eau Natural took over the Helm giving instructions and advice to the eager moonies!
Penny Pincher had been practising her New jokes, and was happy with 2000 pieces of yellow tape she erected around Hua Hin, not the normal trail but Tighter than a Scotsman Wallet.! Twisting and turning 6 km of False trails, 8 in total, with 1 check! It was short of 3 km to the beer stop but after nearly 50 minutes, a slowest world record for hashers in the dark.
Ding a ling appeared out of the darkness with 2 FT signs! (walkers never see the false trails normally) He had called the runners but they got confused in the bright massage shop lights!
13 runners and 2 walkers and the walkers were in front!! A leisurely beer stop and off he dissapeared, but no runners? Had they gone back? The trail was well marked and close to soi 94. Eventually they all appeared at once! Sweaty and tired but it was only 3 km! Obviously too eager and forgot markings and like lemming followed each other the wrong way. But cold beers and quick photo shoots all disappeared again, but the 2nd half was the harder part! Maybe we will see them for Breakfast! And sure enough nearly 1 hr to finish the last 4 km! A Full Moon first, 3 FT on 1 road kept them running up and down like blind men in a maze, confused at which way to go!
Luckily the Restaurant stays open late, but ice cold beers awaited them, Happy, Sweaty and tIred, Penny Pincher counted all back in, Our Full moon virgins, Bo, Trina and Gerald all smiling and Happy. Airbus F had been away and was shocked by all the beauty around him, had Hua Hin Become heaven! Everyone quickly ordered and the circle was called by Eau Natural who quizzed the virgins, Who assured us they definitely were not Virgins! And would Come again!
Charges by Bite mark to Easy off for doing an assault Course and had the audacity to charge a GM Ding a ling! Other charges kept coming as they all wanted to keep Drinking!
But another 10/10 full moon.
Penny Pincher kept the party mood going with 2 Funny Jokes, some hashers stayed later than others enjoying the late evening!
Thanks to the ladies and all that attended, A quick discussion was held as on the 7th November is our 2nd 7/11 run more details to follow
On on
Hua Hin Sunday Bush Hash #1
15th October 4pm
Hares Knockout Neptune, Penny Lame & Aunties Bitch
A trail of 2 halves! and cows!
We don't have anything planned, so nothing can go wrong.
Knockout Neptune …they wanted to know the time. I’m going to write and tell them, you know.
Penny lame. But, by the time they get it, it will be too late.
KN. I shall give them tomorrow’s time.
As in True Hash fashion expect the unexpected, we expected rain all week and it stayed dry! Until Sunday Night and a storm wetter than a virgins t-shirt hit us.
Luck was on our side this week.
After our video directions for the blind was posted last week, everything seemed fine,
Directions on email, facebook pages, websites and last minute phone calls “where is he hash today” so much for social media!
a 300 baht fee which included a T shirt, beer stop, drinks and snacks!
“Our little hash franchise of Full Moon, 7/11 Hash and Sunday Hash is No committee, No cash, whatever we get we spend after the run on beers””keep it Simple and fun”
The trail had to be challenging but not too hard or 2 soft like a boiled egg. We had to cook it just right, but moonies running in the daylight was something new for them.
A long loop and a short cut should satisfy all.
I sent the club a email stating,
PLEASE ACCEPT MY RESIGNATION.
I DON'T WANT TO BELONG TO ANY CLUB
THAT WILL ACCEPT ME AS A MEMBER.
Groucho Marx
A sunday Hash something New and Different from our intrepid duo Wallace and Gromit.
Would it succeed or fall flat like a warm Chang beer!
For some reason we should stop hashing and start a t shirt business! Nearly 40 shirts sold, 3rd one in a year, don't worry we will be getting more of our Famous collectable orange moonie shirts again, after a meet and greet Saturday night at Mai Tai Restaurant with lashings of cold beer and pizza, mostly devoured by aunties bitch who was trying to build his strength up for more trail walking the next morning.
Penny Lame may look like an idiot and talk like an idiot but don't let that fool you. He really is an idiot.
Groucho Marx
The big day arrived after the amazing challenge of loading up beer,water,food etc for an unlimited amount of people, the 3 musketeers and their steady companions, those who must be obeyed max factor and penny pincher, set up camp t shirts ready and everything on ice, beer bike ready to go, the 1st to arrive was Physco and family and our youngest hasher “o” who at 1 years old has attended 3 of our hashes! All the way from Nong plok, Thank You guys and everyone else who travelled from Chiang mai, Bangkok and other exotic places!
It couldn’t have happened without you.
Clear skies and mixed bunch of experienced and non experienced Hashers, assembled dressed in their new “bush Hash” shirts Circle called by KN and PL
Moonies know what to expect, False Trails and checks at every corner, but how would the visitors fair! Basic instructions were given as we don’t like to reveal too much about the trail! But all had been told to bring dry shoes!
They soon found out after a jungle part of elephant grass went down through slippery banana trees to a weir! Steady feet needed here, then a split for the runners who had a surprise 100 or so cows in a field! After a challenging false trail! 6 times we had been here and never seen the cows in this location, so much for forward planning.
Another challenge for the walkers: a false trail, good hashing practice as they wandered aimlessly around looking for paper, but our rock steady hasher “tinks” knows penny lames tricks all too well to be fooled easily.
Meanwhile PL and Penny Pincher were on Beer stop duties, more challenging than our normal 7/11 beer stops, 4.20, 4.30, 4.40, 4.50, Deadly silence!
Surely the runners must be close by, should we drink all the beer or wait!
A dog barked and Ibo and Bite mark appeared out of the rubber plantation, after a second stampede of cattle! Easy off appeared after fixing the paper for walkers after an easy check which went diagonally off, we know that hashers only do straight lines!
Amazingly the walkers quickly appeared, and a welcome sight of cold beers waited for them, some bad luck as someone lost their phone, let's hope they recovered it. Good and bad news, you are only half way! But we have a short cut back! Not knowing there was another weir at the end to cool them down.
Beer bike packed up and back to the start, where KN is like an expecting father, waiting for the pack to return, enjoying more than 1 soft drink!
Nothing stranger than Hashing were hashers appeared from every direction!
After the weir there was a cut thru elephant grass back to the car park, where Max factor was waiting! Or not!
Amazingly for the 2nd time runners and walkers came home almost together, with wet shirts and smiling faces, cold beers and some strange bugs and somtam, dips and enough food by MF to feed the 3rd world.
Thanks to all that contributed, a very social circle with praise and great feedback from the pack, down-downs for visitors and virgins, a good joke from our joker PP.
Day turned to night and the evening continued in ZABWER soi 112 with more food and drinks, a great day and night.
Thank You all for making it a memorable day,
looks like Sunday Hashing is here to stay!
Full Moon #17 25th Oct
This month the Full Moon Hash will be a Harriettes run,
Many moonies are committed to other events on the Thursday so the Full moon will be on the wednesday 25th 6pm
Hares Penny Pincher
soi 88
pinto yam sab
Good restaurant cheap beer and Thai food
big car park
cross railway soi 88 turn left and right past ban ka por
few hundred meters before Ga hanoi and cheres bar,
Hua Hin Full Moon #16 scribble
Date: 28th Sept Location: Chai Na Restaurant Hua Hin, Thailand
Hash Name: Hua Hin Full Moon Hash
Moonies,
What a fine mess we got ourselves into at the Hua Hin Full Moon Hash,! This hash run was a slapstick adventure that left us all laughing, stumbling, and bonding over the hilarity of it all. Here's a recap of our zany escapades:
The Grand Entrance: The Night began with a grand entrance featuring our very own Laurel and Hardy lookalikes leading the way. Knockout Neptune and Penny Lame Their comedic antics set the tone for the hash run, and we knew we were in for a good time.Has Penny got a mental disorder? Or is he just a good Trail Blazer? Our resident Haberdashery max factor did a great job selling t-shirts, but forgot the torches!
Trail Markings: Instead of the usual markings, Chalk our hares used custard pies and banana peels to mark the trail. Yellow tape with limited chalk as it was forecast heavy rain, waterproof chalk is called white paint!
False Trails Galore: Laurel and Hardy were known for their love of FT’s and our hares didn't disappoint. They led us through a series of dead ends ensuring that everyone got lost especially Bite Mark who got caught out with a L shaped false trail.
Virgins: In true Moonie spirit our Newbies didn’t disappoint with our Jockey Terry turning up in his newly ironed Moonies orange shirt, and Ollie and wife sporting orange and green, we do have all sizes available! And Gee Gee and Bridget getting into the moonie spirit.
Beer Stop: At one point, we stumbled upon a beer stop manned by Penny Lame we have to be quick before Penny drinks all the beer! Bite mark 1st to arrive with the walkers a few minutes behind Cute comer soon stepped in as beer mistress and coolly gave out cold Beers to the happy moonies.
On-In Circle: The on-in circle was a riot of laughter and camaraderie. We sang hash songs, and the hares, virgins and visitors were awarded cold down downs for their efforts. As usual a quick unrehearsed circle.
Circle of Friendship: As always, the hash brought together people from all walks of life. We shared a meal, swapped stories, and made new friends, all while celebrating the spirit of Hashing
In the end, the Hua Hin Full Moon Hash, was a day filled with laughter, camaraderie, and a fair share of pratfalls. It was a hash run like no other, and we can't wait to see what a great trail they come up with next time.
Next Full Moon Run run is a Harriettes run where the girls take over! Penny Pincher will be leading the way,
any girls like to help please let us know as Knockout and Max are on another hash adventure!
We are looking for a volunteer to help transport beer to our Full Moon run.
At the Bush Hash Sunday, it will be social bring your own Beers, only 1 beer provided at the end,
if anyone wants to make a few shekels and bring some beers to sell that would be good and get a free run.
We have some bkk visitors who might need a lift anyone got a spare seat please let us know Thank You
tomorrow is the Last Day to order our Bush Hash shirts please let us know asap
On-on to the next adventure,
We have our 1st hua Hin Full Moon Bush Hash on the 15th Oct
and our Full moon on the Oct 26th
and thx to our spanish girls and hua hin ladies who drink a lot
Special thanks go out to our Spanish girls and the Hua Hin ladies who know how to enjoy a good drink! Your enthusiasm and spirit added an extra layer of fun to the hash run. Whether it was downing a down-down or raising a toast, you kept the party going with your lively personalities. Here's to your zest for life and your ability to turn any hash into a memorable celebration. Cheers, ladies! 🍻🥂 your marketing is fantastic
A Grand Day out, Run #15
A Grand day out!
It’s been a while since our intrepid hares Wallace and Gromit surprised and delighted us with the 1st Anniversary run & 7/11 hash on the beach in Hua Hin.
Any more tricks up their sleeves or in their socks!
Kow takieb area had been well hashed, with the high full moon tide no chance of much beach running, we had decided that the moonies would not like a night swim, but would be a fine sight of orange shirts bobbing around in the sea!
Firstly a big shout out to Hawaii 5 0 and family for joining us and Paracetamol for sharing the love and bringing her ladies gang, hope to see you again soon.
We had seen a bit of interest on our Facebook events page but 20 hash virgins!
How would our little beer truck and beer bike cope!
This took Wallace and gromit by surprise, Wallace quickly grabbed the crisp 100 baht notes, not enough fingers and toes to do the hash cash count!
Gromit confused on who would be drinkers and non drinkers,
Luckily with it only being 1 trail the virgins could follow the regular moonies, just follow orange shirts!
Dayglow yellow string and paper, luckily nobody got lost. No help from the blue moon as it was hidden behind clouds, The moonies had been warned about dogs, but a new virgin area below the temple had dogs a plenty, firstly the moonies had to do a beach section directed into the first soi by penny pincher, a few checks and false trails towards the railway crossing,
Crossing the railway in the dark is less dangerous than what we had in store!
Penny lame and penny pincher dashed off to sort out the beer stop, with wild wolves barking at the moon or more likely at the moonies! And flashes of torches we knew exactly were the runners where, shouts of on on in the distance it took the runners just over 30 minutes to do the 3.3 km to half way, cold beverages awaiting, confused them as we used a Thai shop not a 7/11 for the beer stop. The walkers soon followed, the checks and false trails worked, everyone packed together, some virgins with shock on their faces, but this was something new and they were enjoying it.
Just over 1 hr the first 2 front runners arrived flying frog and au natural, quickly followed by everyone else, cold beer waiting for the wary and dazed moonies, social drinking and chatting abound as gromit tried to gather names and emails of new moonies,
Wallace and gromit called the circle as the restaurant was getting nervous,
Down downs for virgins all 20 of them and regular moonies, thx for the support from our local hashers too, shout out to Donga for the excellent photos.
a quick show of hands for a new start time it was agreed on 6 pm, this gives us more scope to start in the light and finish in the dark, give more varied trails and use new and unexplored restaurants,
You never know what wallace and gromit will do next,
More drinking and eating continued on the beach, Thx to Ton Restaurant,
See you all on the 28th Chai na Restaurant
On On
Penny Lame
Hangover run #14
Hua Hin Full Moon Anniversary Run
Hua Hin Full Moon Anniversary Run & 1st 7/11 Run
11th July Changsawang Restaurant soi 67
Hares
Knockout Neptune & Penny Lame & Aunties Bitch
Foreword.
A lot of drinking practice and trail walking was done before this special event, 1 run is hard enough but doing an Anniversary run on the beach and the 1st Thai 7/11 run plus Penny lame Birthday run was a feat unknown before, add beer to any hash and disaster strikes.
A big shout out To our overseas visitors Meatloaf and CIA from Australia, Psycho Strangler, Psycho Nemo and family for coming all the way from Nong plok, we will see you soon. A great New Hash if you get the chance you should visit them. (maybe an outstation next year) And Tanya is a first time Hasher well done and No name Daniel. Also Ae’s bar and Restaurant (soi 80) for doing our beer stop Thank You all.
28 brave moonies completed this challenge.
As usual we tried to break even, but mostly we like losing money in the name of Enjoyment,
500 baht got you your run, water and 1 bottle of beer at the beer stop, A wide brim hat with full moon badge (we still have some for sale 150 baht) keyring bottle opener and the first 10 registered got an led torch, beer at the circle plus the addition of Dinner on the beach which included
Crab fried rice, morning glory, tom yam gung, fish fried with celery and somtam.
Also we bought beer to go on the tables with the meal.
1st problem was we had to set 2 trails in 2 days, luckily the rain showers were minimal and nothing got washed away, but late night drinking practice does not mix well with setting morning trails, but we had Aunties Bitch is an expert in setting trails and drinking, our award for outstanding hasher must go to Meatloaf who had been here a week and became familiar with every bar in town!
Pre lube monday and our registration had been hampered by rain, but drinking was not abated, sightings of paper around town had the moonies excited, 7/11 run was a bit confusing on what and when and why what we should do.
Easiest instructions where if you pass a 7/11 have a beer! And keep going.
Estimated was maybe 4 or 5 moonies would accept the challenge of 7 beer stops, but with New haircuts in all styles the Harriettes stood up and accepted the challenge, no wokeness here, an old fashioned boys vs girls, in the orange corner we had meatloaf and leading the green shirt corner Drag Queen.
After everyone had tried on their New Green Anniversary shirts and full moon hats.
The pack where sent south along the beach with a few runners leading, flying frog, daniel and cute comer, but the sand is soft, picture opportunities a plenty, straight on to the main road and the market village bridge, the runners ignored the 7 sign and shot past 7/11 missing the arrows pointing over the bridge, chaotic scenes as people tried to get beers, the harriettes soon disappeared with cans and bottles in hand, but penny lames pack of experienced drinkers had a plan, walk slow but drink fast. A formidable group of Hugmannygoat, CIA, meatloaf, ding a ling. & penny lame, thoughts of the movie a bridge too far was this a beer 2 much!
A long trek to soi 94 and another beer, past wonderland and a bit of zig zagging, beer stop 3 and disaster struck. It was a 7/11 outside a school which did not serve beer, never mind the hares had a bonus 7/11 on the on in.quick short cute to stop 4 and 5, soi 88 railway is the hardest to cross in daylight nevermind drunk and in the dark, many fell foul and headed towards home, but the trail went across double railway lines, our back marker Cathusulum has helped thankfully by a couple of railway workers who thought he was on a suicide mission,85 and not out.
Just for a change we changed our beer stop to a well known watering hole on soi 80, Ae’s restaurant where knockout was waiting like an expecting father for his babies to arrive. Luckily nobody was abducted by the ladies of the night. 200m further down was our next 7/11 where we were hijacked by a couple of prop forwards from one of the bars. But they were more of a challenge than a night full of beers.
1 beer stop on the on in and the last 5 stumbled home almost in one piece, to drink more beer before the circle, food had been delayed by 30 minutes, so down downs for visitors etc and some fine hash songs by Drag queen.
With the night still young the hares kept supplying beers to the tables with food piled high, chatter and talk abound, a chorus of Happy birthday and a Delicious cake presented to Penny Lame for 57 years to young by Knockout Neptune who took charge as PL had done well with the 7/11 challenge.
A big Thanks to all that attended on on
Penny Lame
Hua Hin Full Moon Hash #11
Hua Hin Full Moon Hash #11
Thursday 4th May
Hares penny Lame & Penny Pincher.
Soi 70 Hill Lek Fai
Moonies attended 19
The Curse of the Chinese Graveyard!
The trail was set in the blistering morning sun by Penny Lame & Penny Pincher, with the usual markings paper in poles and chalk marks on walls or on the Floor, The usual yellow round FT and check marks along the way! But a comment by Penny Pincher in the morning should have been a warning” Not lucky to go through a graveyard!” but the trail had been walked the previous week and the distance set.
Lucky
The day was unusually hot and the clouds stayed back behind the hills only luck we would have today! & 19 moonies attended the Full Moon.
Unlucky
First to arrive was our Hash cash Au Natural, (thanks for standing in) We had our water on ice and torches, chalk all ready to go but 6pm and PP mentioned “where was everybody!”
The moonies slowly assembled with returners Cathusulum, Rubber Duck & Ring welcomed back, and a New Moonies Virgin Airbus Faggot.
Water and chalk in hand the pack were sent right along a side road, PP walked behind to take pictures as this was the first False Trail and the only thing the moonies got right!
But disaster at the start as the pack u turned and turned Left, Penny Lame quickly shouted On on to send the pack in the right direction towards the Graveyard.
But like the Titanic disaster soon struck, arrows had been drawn on the floor pointing across the graveyard and paper placed along the grass with stones holding it in place an easy 100m across to the next soi. But for some eerie reason, maybe the spirit of hashers passed the moonies became blind and headed towards hill lek fai and in all directions.
With the pack having to avoid packs of werewolves howling at the full moon, they came to the main road soi 70, large arrows had been placed pointing across the road with more arrows than an Indian raiding party pointing up the road to the 3rd turning, paper on posts who could miss all these marking even Mr Magoo would find his way!
But with the moon shining in their eyes and thoughts of a beer stop the runners headed straight up the opposite road, wondering why there is no paper or chalk, “Normally this means go back and find the paper!” but with the curse hanging over them they continued forward, some wandered aimlessly eventually heading back home,
PL & PP were waiting at the beer stop, 30 minutes” we should see them soon” but then the Bat phone rang, “Tinks had found a check but was unsure, he sounded close he was actually 50 m from the beer stop” FRB soon joined him and were sent in the correct direction, but then the curse struck again nobody came round the corner, Pl went to look and found Hugs wandering aimlessly and was sent to the Beer stop then 5 minutes later, Au Natural, Cute Comer and African Queen showed up after making their own trail up and second guessing the run.
50 minutes in and still no one else at the beer stop time to do some international Rescue,
A quick pack up and we headed back along the trail in reverse but no sign of life, just wolfs howling in the distance, A strange power at work had the moonies been abducted by aliens, had the bright orange shirts been cursed.
Back at base a group of confused moonies stood around waiting for their beer, complaining of no paper! Could Not find chalk! Why suddenly had everything become blind!
Ding a ling and rambling rose had become more invisible and headed home!
Nearly 8 pm and still a few Moonies out in the Moonlight, some had headed as far as the Elephant camp!
Hugs was the back marker following garmin and not google maps made an excellent 7.9km trail on his own! Refusing a lift back from International Rescue,
By this time the Restaurant was panicking, some had pre ordered food and it was ready!
Moonies soon were soothed by a cold beer and a down down at the table, and down down beer shared out, with talk about trail setting and apparitions on the trail, PP told her Hash jokes and everyone enjoyed their late supper.
So was it The graveyard cure or some other Conspiracy theory? Was Hua Hin actually flat with no compass points? Any way a Hash is a Hash it would be boring if everything went to plan!!
On On
Hua Hin Full Moon Hash #10
Oranges & lemons
A sticky hot humid polluted Hua Hin evening, the Full Moon shining through the pollution on the Moonies!
A new location and Restaurant behind True Arena, and New hashers to join us, all the way from Hua Hin FRB and Daughter, Wurzel and Kung, Sex pistol on his escape from Bangkok and visitor kirsty.
Good to see young Hash Horrors on the Full Moon in later life they can look back and see where things went wrong!
Knockout caught off guard as the first few hashers wanted to buy T shirts, thank You guys looked great in your orange shirts.
A lot of regulars overseas but a great group of 18 came out to enjoy the full moon run.
Confusion At the start as the car park was a check, this slowed the start down but Tinks found the first paper,on on was called, penny pincher and penny lame shot off to set up the beer stop at 7/11 next to the fresh market.
Just under 30 minutes the FRB’s arrived at the beer stop (frb, au natural, kirsty and sex pistol) hot and sweaty after running over a ploughed field the full moon is not always 100% concrete, The front runners had picked up FT signs and didn’t cross all the markings out which left confusion at the back with walkers following false trails, 10 minutes later the walkers came in and headed straight down the road, screams from penny lame as this was not the way! On on is over the Bridge! Looks of disbelief as they thought an easy on in past true arena, but they had to cross the new shinny Railway station and through a car park and temple with decoys ready to chase them.
A wildlife experience with buffalo next to the run site, dogs playing with a mouse! A dead chick on the run! And a dead snake and not so friendly dogs!
Cold ones enjoyed after the run once again we never lost anyone shame! Visitors and hash virgins welcomed,an enjoyable run, jokes by penny pincher and Knockout charged for not using hash names!
Everyone retreated to the restaurant with beer and food a plenty and chit chat into the night
See you all at run #11 details to follow
Penny Lame
Hua Hin Full Moon Hash #9
Is This Thailand?
Question is the moonies are getting smarter, ( only slightly) they think they know the way and can work out a trail! But our intrepid hares max factor and penny pincher had other ideas about this.
A New restaurant was found with parking, but everyone seemed to drive to the run site, so there was slight confusion about whether we parked parallel or vertically or horizontally!
Confusion even before we begin. Knockout Neptune was injured and had been shot in the knee by a Japanese sniper on the 500th Run. 5 days of Haring and walking was too much for a young man as himself.
Returners included african queen, an easy flat run for her after her double figured mountain marathons, so a fine pack of front runners with easy off, bite mark and flying frog surely be home first.
A few visitors who had heard rumours of this hash, god help them. Talk in the circle about a Burmese village, death railway and ghosts what had the hares done today!
Misdirections given out by penny pincher, look for paper and chalk, not so easy in the dark.
Torches in hand and off they set straight into a check, quick loop and left then another False trail, zig zagging towards hill lek fai, past the school and into the unknown, past a sweet smelling horse stable and down an uneven side ally, but the question was were would the beer stop be, where is the nearest 7/11?
For the moonies with night vision they might have noticed that the writing on the houses was not in Thai but in Burmese! Eyes peeked out of the darkness wondering what was happening, who are these crazy people, leave us alone!
Bite mark got more than he bargained for, seeing a woman just in a towel, don't know who was shocked the most!
Still no beer stop nearly 4 km completed, 40 minutes later they arrive at Hua Hin Train station and turn left, and left and see penny lame and penny pincher the beer stop was outside the Thai supermarket. A welcome break for the runners who were dazed and confused, like virgins on a first date!
Bite marks eager eyes spotted tinks walking along the main road, so shot off to correct his off trail antics, tinks second guessing that the beer stop must be at the next 7/11, wrong again. But tinks thought bite mark was a railway worker in day glow uniform, more confusion on the hash.
Hugs was close behind, a fitter faster moonie, happy to have no hills today, pining for cute comer to return home. The walkers quickly followed beer consumed and onto the last leg of the journey.
Spook had short cutted home and missed the beer stop, cold beers and snacks awaited the moonies return,
A thumbs up for the hares another job well done, charges from the circle included bite mark for been incorrectly dressed, ding a ling for not knowing how to silence his messages and
Penny pincher for her nearly funny joke, sure she is in training to be a GM!!
Penny lame announced a guest appearance on Saturdays Hua Hin Hash as the hare KN was still injured and the next Full Moon would be next to a buffalo farm in Hua Hin!!
Work that out!
So 20 plus moonies sat down for a few drinks or more and dinner, but he menu’s were in Thai so the Girls quickly translated for the visitors, as in true Thai style thinking ordering 2 or more of the same dish would speed things up, but they prepared each dish individually,
Food came out like a tango quick ,quick ,slow, African queen ordering first got served last!
Service hit and miss but the food enjoyed, with banter and chat continuing late into the evening.
With the full moon above us, lashings of beer later, some departed later than others.
On on to Full Moon run #10
Hua Hin Full Moon Hash #8
Hua Hin Full Moon T shirts for SALE
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Happy Chinese New Year
Happy Chinese New Year from all the Moonies in Hua Hin.
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