Scribble form Penny lame
Introduction
Late write up as I had lost my pencil and could not write an email! Well best laid plans and all that, thanks to the local highways for removing all the crossings and traffic lights on the bypass making each trip a nightmare!
Pre run
Friday night we had a meet and drink at R&R Bar, where t-shirts could be collected. Good turn out good to see old friends, big shout out to Hugmannygoat and cute comer for a great trail on the Saturday nearly defunct Cha am Hash who had brought with them some great scottish weather to soak our visitors.
Our not so Mickey mouse Hash had brought visitors from as far as Australia (Bunny) as far south as Khanom Hash (Urine trouble and piss in boots) ,
Bangkok, Pattaya and Global walker freshly imported from Holland & Visitors from Phuket (2 small to see and red hot chilli) and our own Karachi Hasher (Flat Feet) Thank you all for attending.
The trail was approx 6.6km. It had a rambo but was omitted Sunday as the rocks were wet and slippery, but plenty of long checks and false trails to keep everyone busy. With our traditional beer stop hidden on the trail, the trail was set in our New dayglow orange tape (even Stevie Wonder could have seen it) and paper. Heavy rain after lunch scared the Moonies, but bright skies at the car park. 50 brave Moonies, Hashers and visitors descended onto the quiet lakeside with the fresh aroma of cow shit!
4pm circle called by Knockout and penny with Instructions not to get lost! Our co hare aunties Bitch would be sweeper to pick up the lost sheep!
Cows and bulls were placed to trail to slow Hashers down, hopefully they would not eat all the shreddy!
Just about 5pm shouting of on on echoed around the hill side as the FRB’s headed towards the penny lames mobile pub, home advantage to bite mark, easy off, mudman, bruised willy, pat pom who can smell beer a mile off but were chased down by Ibo Ibo and other thirsty runners,
Penny Pincher eagerly waited with ice cold beers to quench the thirst. But the joker penny lame sent the runners on a long FT, giving them an extra 300m! Then sending them back up the next valley. 5 minutes later sweaty walkers appeared glad to see beer, with the good news that just over 2 km left to go! But a certain not to be named hasher! Decided to take them on the old farts short cut and miss the best parts out!
Snacks and beer a plenty waited for the Hashers, who had enjoyed another HH weekend of fun, what would the Franchise Trio of Full moon, sunday and 7/11 Hash cum up with next!
Lots of wet evenings wasted drinking cold beer to get these ideas by Knockout, Aunties Bitch and Penny lame,
Circle
Circle was opened by the dastardly trio, our Youngest Hasher “Chicken Wings” got her Full moon Hat after 1 yr! and guest Tinker from Bangkok, one of our younger hashers called in to get comments and down the hares, how much this trio does together is for another story! All in All another great trail! Guest GM’s included Kanom GM, Donga with one of his monologues! Ibo Ibo (founder Yangon Full moon and staunch supporter of the Full Moon)
Comment by ding a ling who woke up and commented it was August and the Sunday Hash shirt had Oct! This was because our 1st Sunday Bush Hash was October last Year and this is our 2nd Anniversary of our Full moon.
26 full moon runs.
4 Sunday bush Hashes.
3 - 7/11 Hashes.
Including 4 t-shirt runs.
Hares presented Chang Special Beer from Bangkok Harriette’s Pat Pom and Hot Lips, thoughts of a nice tipple turned into a wet tittie t -shirt competition!
Then Master of mischief Penny Lame, one never backward to cum forward, gathered all the Beautiful Harriettes for a Beauty Competition! So they thought! a New yearly Horny harriette of the Year Award.
Won by Take it all in,
A New Glass cocktail cock full of beer!
Who complained why it was warm! And it reminded her of something else! Now it takes center stage on her mantle piece. One thing for sure we will never be woke or politically correct! More charges from the circle as it darkened and we headed for more fun and food!.
On After
Esan Ban Suan on hill lek fai, same location as last Sunday Hash with most Hashers opting for the set menu for 200 baht, common problem with Restaurants if all order separately some get fed last! But the 24 or so turned out to be nearly 40, so quick work by Penny Pincher and knockout plenty of beer was added to the tables. Must be good beer because the not nearly knackered girls decided dancing was more than overdue, as we prove time and time again, hashing is a simple pass time and doesn’t need much apart from enthusiasm to keep it going Penny Lame announced another 10 big beers would be added to the tables for all to enjoy!
Hashers don’t drink but down downed nearly 120 large bottles of beer in a few hrs between them!
What surprises for year 3!
ON ON
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