Sunday Bush Hash #5
Hi,
Sunday's are not just for your weekly rumpy pumpy!
Our 1st Bush Hash of 2025.
Good scenic location next to a lake, great views Northwards,
area full of Pineapple and Aloe vera plantations, streams and ditches.
Ideal Hashing territory, throw in a hill and 8 checks and false trails,
perfect! lovely jubbly.
25 local and International visitors joined for the afternoon's fun.
a large Irish contingent looking for Thai fairies and leprechauns.
All they got was "sodomy" running around like a chicken with no head!
Obviously the trail was not hard enough
as the runners got to the beer truck in under an hr,
soi 80 quote " it need to be harder for longer!"
Hash rule: Stay on paper and follow paper!
It's a wonder how some people get up in the morning!
Between the paper was orange tape for the blind!
Luckily Penny Lame and Penny Pincher were on hand to shout and point people in the right direction,
Aunties bitch had built a fabulous bridge strong enough for a minute or 2.
A well enjoyed trail by runners and walkers,
Knockout Neptune waiting back at base like an expectant father waiting for his kids to come home.
Aunties Bitch standing guard over the beer and Maxfactor ready to feed an army.
A flurry of activity as Ding a ling shot off, quickest he's moved for a while!
Mumblings of "car keys" "lost" "#$%^" "#$%^"
up the creek without a paddle comes to mind!
5 minutes later "roger me" asks what all the fuss?
"has someone lost something!"
like a matrix movie keys appear out of nowhere!
"found these on the end of the trail I spotted the green Free keyring, you had just given out!"
Hurray for free stuff!
Definitely the 1st time a yorkshire man has smiled!
A very tight circle as people sat around glad that the Holidays were over,
lots of social drinking as we had time to spare,
as the restaurant was booked for 7 pm and this was 6 pm!
Knockout started the circle, obviously charging sodomy with everything we could think off,
Penny Lame charged the Moonies who had gone mountaineering
in prachuap and all been in pain all week!
(stupid old farts comes to mind)
Happy Birthday to Sodomy who's looking for a rich widow to take care of him!
Penny Pincher with 2 jokes that brought some light entertainment!
After the circle one of our visitors decided to walk around
and pick up trash, much to the amazement of our thai ladies!
and we had heard he still didn't have a hash name,
so a quick vote on names and Tim was named "the bin man"
and our 2 new hashers from mountainous Holland stood in amazement!
As the sunset over the Burmese Mountains our convoy headed off to the Restaurant!
Set menu of 5 thai dishes with shared beers for 250 baht each!
Smiles all around as the visitors thought there would be an extra charge for beer etc,
but one thing is, we love to spoil our hashers!
Value for money is the name of the game!
A truly great start to the Year, next up a New restaurant in soi 18/1
on Sunday 26th Jan for Chinese New Year!
(Year of the moonies!")
on on
PL